Articifical

I’m grumpy today about the things that are called Artificial Intelligence. Not everything a computer does is AI. Most of it isn’t.

We slap the label AI on things because it allows us to sell things that otherwise wouldn’t be marketable as having significance. We do the same with American flags.

I just read an article that referred to vocie-to-text as AI. Please. That is table stakes for any operating system now. It isn’t intelligent, it is doing the menial task we set for it as a machine.

I’m a child of science fiction. I grew up immersed in reading that genre. My weird mix of permissive social views and small-L libertarianism is a direct outgrowth of consuming way too many American SF authors when I was way too young.

I also have a pretty strict view of what constitutes Artificial Intelligence. What we have today is not intelligent. Scary good predictive text is just a probability engine spitting out the next most likely word based on the average of a corpus of information. Efficient machine-written computer code is another tool. These things are not intelligence.

Apple got it closer to correct when they called their technology “machine learning.” Even “Apple Intelligence” annoys me as inaccurate.

But what if generative whatever-you-call-it is intelligence? Can you prove you are thinking? Can you prove that you, as a human, are not just saying and doing your daily tasks without thought? Is the dirty secret here that machines doing predictive tasks revealed the lie that humans themselves are intelligent?

Maybe it’s the heat.

Also you can have my em-dash when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Old Things Still Work

My laptop is downstairs. It is an M1 Apple MacBook Air. The first generation, purchased new in 2020. I am too lazy to go downstairs to get it.

It is not the old thing.

The old thing is the Mac I’m using upstairs in my home office: a Mac Mini (Late 2014) with an Intel Core i5 processor and 4 GB of RAM. It is somehow running macOS Monterey. We bought this in the first incarnation of my law practice for my wife to use. It sat in storage for years until I resurrected it last year with an external SSD to use with the 3D printer.

So far today I have been able to write some work emails (Outlook web), log a conversation with a client (Clio), start work on 3D printing my next oversized Lego wreath, and work on my Pennsylvania Custody book (Watch for a preview chapter in the next week or so!). I am also streaming music from my iPhone to the home office speakers via the Mac Mini with the help of Rogue Amoeba’s AirFoil Satellite which just works. I am writing this update using MarsEdit, which also just works.

I marvel that I am able to do real, practical, and creative work on a twelve year old computer.

111931 SP710-mac mini.